Girl: I have a BF.
Guy: I have a pet fish.
Girl: What?
Guy: Oh, I thought we were listing things we have that didn't matter.
(awwwww)
Guy: Excuseme, if I go this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
(LOL, Cheesy!!!)
Guy: Would you sleep with a stranger.
Girl: NO.
Guy: Then, My name is ___. Let's get to know each other.
(Got me laughing)
Guy: Here's a $10. Drink something until I'm good looking. Then come over and talk to me.
(Desperate...but funny!)
Guy: *breaks ice in front of girl"
Girl: =.=
Guy: now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
(Would like to see this happen.)
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